What Should I Do with My BOND Hub Now, Besides Using It as a Frisbee?

Hey folks,

After months of trying to get my BOND Hub to behave by resetting it, moving it closer to the router, praying to the tech gods,I think I have finally accepted defeat. It randomly disconnects, forgets devices and at this point, it is more like a stubborn roommate than a smart home device.

So now I am staring at it on my desk, wondering:
Aside from using it as a high-end paperweight or a modern art piece, what is the most creative way to repurpose this thing?

Would love to hear if anyone else has turned their old or glitchy smart home gear into something useful or hilarious. Maybe I can give this little rebel a second life.

Cheers,
gumalay56